Veganomicon GiveAway#5: Turning People Away From Veganism
I know I haven’t announced the winners of contest #4, but I really need to handle it with the care it deserves. I don’t want to rip open any old wounds. I promise to announce it tomorrow. But bet your goji berries do I have a fun one for today.
Contest #5, if you choose to accept it, is to create the most offensive “Go Vegan!” flyer that you can. People are always talking about people being turned off from veganism by things that I don’t necessarily think should turn them off, so I thought it would be funny to really turn them off. So gear up your photoshop and get cracking.
There are some limits, though! Firstly, offensive doesn’t mean disgusting, so no pictures of tubgirl or goatse imploring veganism. Keep it semi-clean! Also, nothing racist, sexist or homophobic. That clause is just to insure that no one just duplicates a Peta pamphlet. RIMSHOT!
So be offensive, turn us off, but be funny. Upload your flyer to flicker or whatever so that we can see it. Go vegan or go fuck yourself!
October 25th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
[IMG]http://i20.tinypic.com/1z1wmtk.jpg[/IMG]
Err, slightly smaller. http://i20.tinypic.com/1z1wmtk.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Ha. Let me test this.
October 25th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
i messed up. help?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2338/1751675656_a03271649b.jpg?v=0
October 25th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Ooh, Kelly, you made me totally queasy! Good show!
October 25th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
testing, testing, 123 (this is pretty grusome, forgive me)
images-1.jpg
Become a vegan, or we’ll eat your kids
October 25th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
I am going straight to hell with Hitler.
October 25th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
that didn’t work
October 25th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
It didn’t work. Try this:
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/skinny_narrowweb__300×4542C0.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
been busy @ work, but finally threw something together:
October 25th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
hmmm
October 25th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
not working…
October 25th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
trying again
October 25th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
http://www.jacksaints.com/temp/ppk/flamescontest.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
October 25th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
[IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/abstractbeauty13/contestflyer.jpg[/IMG]
October 25th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
http://s15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/abstractbeauty13/?action=view¤t=contestflyer.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
had time for another one:
http://www.jacksaints.com/temp/ppk/contest5.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
http://www.mediafire.com/?5xlkwxj7meh
October 25th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Sorry, didn’t realize you’d have to download that to see it, try this link: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v20/misq17/untitled.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/?action=view¤t=VeganPoster.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
October 25th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
.
October 25th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/31309/2005814147881351588_rs.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
ha, those last 2 were great!
October 25th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
http://www.jacksaints.com/temp/ppk/organic.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
[IMG]http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/news3.jpg[/IMG]
October 25th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
darn it.
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/news3.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/NukAnuk/Go-Vegan.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2407/1752019887_5c712ee60b.jpg?v=0
The longer I worked on this, the less offensive it got (oh well)
October 25th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
October 25th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sociallyawkward/1752879162/
October 25th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
First try, I’ll get better
[IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/vegan.jpg[/IMG]
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/vegan.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Can’t say I didn’t try.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/daimeera/poo.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
WOW.
These are all SO good! You guys are artists! Anxiety-inducing, freaky artists!
The Hitler one had me shitake-ing my pants, I have to say.
October 25th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Oh my god - my brain can not come up with anything good, but I am dying laughing over here. You guys kickass.
October 25th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Now if this isn’t offensive, I don’t know what is…
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/vegan2.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Omigod adah! Just omigod!
October 25th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Cody, I’m a little bit in love with you.
October 25th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/50shousewife.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Freckles you cracked my shiitake up!
October 25th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
You are not gonna top fur bikini.
October 25th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
http://www.shoujorobot.com/archival/ppk/goveganmiharu.png
October 25th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
here’s what i think (in brownlow voting format), as if you asked:
kelly - 1 vote
cody - 2 votes
f.foot, 3 votes
i’ve run out of vote allocations, but i liked sunburn’s joshivore one too.
October 25th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Version 2 of the last one. I have no photoshopping skills, but I did my best in MS Paint…
I hope my links are working…
October 25th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
ahh! http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/vegan3-1.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Second entry! This one’s classy.
http://www.shoujorobot.com/archival/ppk/gobdsmmiharu.png
October 25th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/LIPSANDAHOLES.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Number 3
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/kudoux/turned.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Veal-baby-patty… mmmmmm.
October 25th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
I’m sad at my misplaced apostrophe…
October 25th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/BRITNEYRBC.jpg
October 25th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Isa, forgive me, for I have sinned. (let’s see if this works)
[img]http://www.flickr.com/photos/73032736@N00/1753237928/[/img]
October 25th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Damn. Just omit the [img] crap. Damn.
October 25th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
How did Isa get the pic to show?
October 26th, 2007 at 12:02 am
ooh, there’s a thin line between mean and offensive and I believe it has been crossed!
October 26th, 2007 at 12:03 am
PS I think only I can leave images in the comments.
October 26th, 2007 at 12:05 am
I heard a blowin’ in the wind that the human variant on Mad Cow was often being mistakenly diagnosed as Parkinson’s (or was that Alzheimer’s? Oops.).
October 26th, 2007 at 12:06 am
Ok, retracted. I’ll go delete my other post. ‘k?
October 26th, 2007 at 12:07 am
Done.
October 26th, 2007 at 12:10 am
A nasty habit learned from me mum is that I know how to hit low. Very low. I’m sorry. I’m trying to work on it.
October 26th, 2007 at 12:14 am
It’s ok … but if Teen Wolf comes after you in the middle of the night, do not be surprised!
October 26th, 2007 at 12:21 am
I’d be more afraid of the Young Republicans.
October 26th, 2007 at 12:23 am
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/NukAnuk/poster-01.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 12:26 am
It’s ok MWOAI, in a contest like this it’s bound to happen. I deleted it.
October 26th, 2007 at 12:37 am
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/NukAnuk/Nuk–poster-boy.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 12:58 am
So did I.
October 26th, 2007 at 1:11 am
Apparently I’ve given up sleeping for Photoshop madness.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/milk.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 1:47 am
I need to stop this and go to bed now.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b230/FreckleFoot/eppybanana.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 1:50 am
My first submission was more artsy…my second, more offensive
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/abstractbeauty13/contestflyer-2.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 1:54 am
hehe
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/bpmojo/extra/poster36903050.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 2:36 am
“Cody, I’m a little bit in love with you.”
Why, thank you.
Though, I feel I must admit it was a joint effort with my boyfriend. We’ll have to share your affection.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:57 am
I hope these are something like what you had in mind.
http://i21.tinypic.com/2lb2b86.jpg
http://i21.tinypic.com/1448zf6.jpg
http://i24.tinypic.com/2mgjjpd.jpg
http://i22.tinypic.com/2dieett.jpg
Please note: I don’t own any of the images, I just added the text.
October 26th, 2007 at 10:26 am
I do not have Photoshop or any good ideas, so FrekleFoot and Cody get my votes!
October 26th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Ok, here goes nothing!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/SophiaCorvino/offensive.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 11:50 am
I’m a big fan of all of them, but Frecklefoot is hands down my favorite.
October 26th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Did a bunch of comments get lost? There’s nearly an eight hour gap in them (2:36-10:26) and I could swear I submitted something around 4 AM (though at that time, it’s entirely possible I forgot to click Submit).
October 26th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Vej, they had to be approved because of all the links (it’s a spam filter thing). They are there now!
October 26th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
UGH VejGurl, you just made me go vegan all over again.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
This is something I actually say that annoys my non-vegan family and friends.
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff271/theclockstrikes12/VeganFlyer.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Ah, gotcha. Thanks, Isa! (for the reply and the “compliment” :P)
October 26th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I live Cody’s the best. Not that Isa cares what I think.
AND
“It’s ok MWOAI, in a contest like this it’s bound to happen. I deleted it.”
I want to see!!!! dammit!
October 26th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Vejgurl had a couple gems too. I’ve loved just about all of them, actually
October 26th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
3rd time is a charm…
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/abstractbeauty13/contestbanner3.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
I guess this can run through the weekend since I’m liking them and too lazy to pick winners right now!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2351/1764884265_b81100e777.jpg?v=0
October 26th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc82/AdahForever/Asshate.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
This is so offensive I can’t believe I made a graphic for it… lol
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/1767746880_f46cbbc373_o.jpg
October 26th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/NukAnuk/10gabillion.jpg
My last - I promise
October 27th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Based on the theory that my cat would love for all the world to go vegan, as that would mean more meat byproducts for her–
http://pics.livejournal.com/viedma/pic/00050hew/g148
October 27th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
http://s115.photobucket.com/albums/n316/JulieAnne120483/?action=view¤t=emocopy.jpg
October 27th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Too soon?
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/alnowatzki/govegan.jpg
October 27th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
haha love it al!
October 27th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
One more:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/alnowatzki/govegan2.jpg
November 5th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Did I miss something? Was a winner announced for this contest?
November 5th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Al, if you missed something, so did I. I’m also wondering if my entry was deleted for crossing the line between mean and offensive.
November 10th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Who won?!
November 19th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Who were the winners? I went through all the posts and did not find anything